I hand this name (Barney's Assassinator) to Misty, the Queen whom made the parody we're loving and hating on. Round and round it goes! I hate you, You hate me, Lets get together and kill Barney. He soon reveals himself to be one of a handful of original members in the Jihad to Destroy Barney online group (labeled under the URL alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die), which Breen joined as a high school sophomore in 1994. Barney is a legend and the crazies can't handle it! acka lacka boom! his head is rolling on the floor, no more purple dinosaur" Louise_Belcher9 1 yr. ago Mine was 'I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill barney, with an RPG and a 4x4- no more purple dinosaur ' Throw_away_cyan 9 mo. Theres a gap between irrational hatred and meaningful critique that I Love You, You Hate Me is unprepared to deal with. Doot doot doot. With cocaine up his nose and a gun to his head, sorry kids but barney's dead! Its a reasonable point at first, but one the documentary overplays, especially when theres so much odd, specific stuff about the show to mine here. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, He was much less ugly, Without any head. Edited by i hate barney, i hate you, you hate me, cuz we like to F barney with a dagger and a bag of *hit now barney sould really quit MUHAHAHA IM DRUNK AND I HATE BARNEY WOOHOO!!! F*ck off all haters!!! Not exactly like the original version of Barney sucks. Production company Either people loved the show or hated it for petty and vindictive reasons, apparently. Its perplexing to have musical director Bob Singleton present and to gain no insight into the construction of the shows earworm songs. I mean c'mon!! I have confidentally and respectfully read your letter, Website Creator, and I'll be sure to stay on topic, not disrupt the chat, and to stay anonimous. Next thing you know barneys laying on the floor with a knife in his butt. . I am sorry (maybe) if I had offended anyone on a BARNEY HATER websiteI'll be sure NOT to type anything that might offend anybody, like the other comments posted before me. Children's Barney songs and mock-beatings constitute an important body of folklore in themselves, reflecting a larger cultural phenomenon in which fear of coercion, rebellion against authority, and anger toward blandness are dominant issues. I think Barney should be locked up some where .I think he is GAY he is brain washing children.I would like to KILL him what about you? That's because it's linked all over the place and due to return posters. ( fighting sean) Roar roar roar and now he's on the floor! ago *Sorry, there was a problem signing you up. There are other strange details in director Tommy Avallones film, like how the original actor inside the Barney suit, David Joyner, found a too-good-to-be-true (for media purposes, anyway) second career as a tantric massage therapist and healer, a practice that included, by his admission, sleeping with at least some of his clients. What ever you do I got a virus from this web site just putting them code in. Most vets hit a couple thousand over the years, if that. I was just here trying to figure out where the bit about pizza hut came in lol. Also assisted, Eric Larson (I) on the caterpillar, Frank Thomas (I), on the queen of hearts & Ward Kimball, on the chesire cat. STOP MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS!!!! We blew off his purple head With a .38 magnum full of pop Now we're after Baby Bop! Yo, Yo! He injected them. Because somebody has to, I guess? I LOVE that song i hate u u hate me is flippin hilarious! You hate me. . This is all funny!! It can't get anymore annoying. By tapping into an under-served, fresh-out-of-diapers demographic, Leach became fabulously wealthy, eventually selling the company for $275 million. Let's get together and kill Barney. from the 1970 Game Show THE MATCH GAME. To say that I hate Zoey would not be shocking to anyone but I hate Ted even more in this season. The PBS series Barney & Friends amassed 14 seasons between 1992 and 2010 in the course of its lengthy run before coming to a flaming halt. We shot him more while he was on the floor to make sure he was dead! 5358 minutes If it looks like a flame war is starting up, all the comments will be deleted. Filming for various segments occurred between October 20, 2021-May 2022 in New York, Texas, California, and Colorado. A dynimite Birthday cake made from Gunpowder KA-BOOM, How about: I hate you! I hate you You hate me Let's kill Barney on a tree Shoot him with a 64 Then there'll be no dinasour I hate you You hate me let's all kill Barney Put a knife in his head And a bazooka up his butt Won't you say that Barney's cut Explanations Meanings Share Email Print Correct Like Recent tips I hate you, You hate me Let's get together and kill barney With a knife in the back and an arrow in the head Turn around and barney's dead I hate you, You hate me Let's get together and kill barney With a shotgun BANG! Let's team up and kill Barney :D []Jk video [] 5.46K subscribers Subscribe 423 Share Save 24K views 1 year ago I hate you,. You hate me. I think that the kids retell it as a method of proving to other people and kids that they have grown up, almost a hierarchy among children. The women of, Sam Levinson and the Weeknd Allegedly Turned, Theres No Red Button You Can Push to Stop. And here I thought singing I hate you, you hate me, lets go out and kill Barney was just a healthy way for 6-year-olds of the time to signal they were big kids now. Original language In elementary school, we used to sing this: I hate you. And then lets go outside and kill mice. All the kids used to like him but now he's a pain in their butt! I hate you you hate me lets hang barney from a tree with a with a knife to his back and a gun to his that purple suckers dead this is one of my fav s i heard! If you start getting carried away and write in all caps and get a little too violent in your wishes for Barney, your comments may be deleted. Barney in the Quicksand Blub Blub Blub, Joy to the world when baRneys dead well decapate his head dont worry about the body well flush it out the potty, and round and round it goes, How to kill Barney give him a cup of Hemlock tell him its Herbal Tea to help him sleep UNDER THE GROUND HE WILL SLEEP FOR LONG LONG LONG TIME, Barney at the Bates Motel taking a shower let Norman Bates at the knives then dump his body in the Quicksand out i back, I Hate you you Hate me let's all be friend s and kill Barney with with a great big gun and shoot Barney in the tail no more purple green dinosaur and ha ha ha Barney s dead are nt you glad Barney s dead sorry kids. And a bazooka up his butt. I've posted 165 parodies here and I would bet I've received 50 comments in total after a months passing -- and maybe a dozen after a year has passed. This is a horrible violent song, Barney is for little kids Barney's Dead! 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STAB THE PURPLE BASTARD! this one is cool: i hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head now barney is really dead. rewards, status updates and get feedback from our community. I never heard the endearing I Love You, You Love Me Barney theme song set to the tempo of an eerie horror tune before, and even after I heard it, I wasnt quite sure what terrors could possiblycome from the jolly purple dinosaur. ?Wheres my Fu*king Head?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I am the one who originated all this hatred of barney, if only I would have had a computer and an internet connection I could have contributed more, but since I cant I will say two things. And furthermore, parody comment threads are intended for feedback on the parody, NOT to have a discussion like you would on a messagboard. Review: RIFF-it. There are also rather arbitrary voices brought into the mix, such as NBCs Al Roker, which merely underscores that the list of people with something profound to share about Barney, which was canceled in 2010, is relatively short. I hate Barnie You hate him too,Barnies been seen in World war 2,where the Nazi's captured him and taken him to Hitler's Bunker,Hitler Shot Barnie because he raped Eva Braun! Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur! i hate barney he had 10 guys and i girl play him and they all went to rehab and jail i WONDER WHYYYY!!! Doot doot doot. If you guys just hate me, I don't really careoh yeah, since this is a Barney Hating website, I misewell say something about Barneyhe sucks. Another interviewee to be included was the person who portrayed Tinky Winky from the children's television series Teletubbies. This is the most idiotic thread ever for a parody. LOLZ, this one is the best I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME LETS GANG UP ON BARRRNEY GOT SHOT GUN AND I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD MOW THAT PURPLE BASTARDS DEAD Byer i made that up, I hate You hate me Barney gave me HIV it started with a kiss but Barney wanted more, i just f***ed a dinosaur. I don't like barney. uhhh I like making fun of Barney. acka lacka boom! i love u u love me barney wanted hiv well it started with a hug and barney wanted more i got raped by a purple dinosore. Not a fan of Barney. What's Barney ever done to you? 8:35 AM EDT, Wed October 12, 2022, 'Barney & Friends,' the children's show featured in the Peacock documentary 'I Love You, You Hate Me. United States Country of origin this was like 11:00 am on TV4. LOLZ add this next =). Tom and Katie will learn how to respectfully set boundaries and get along at some point, but right now its not going so well. Ours went "I hate you, you hate me, let's all go and kill Barney, with a big axe WHACK! I WONDER WHY THOSE PEOPLE EVER MADE UP BARNEY STUPID BARNEY! What were the idiots who make this crap thinking. i hate you you hate me let's get together and kill barney with a big shotgun and shoot him in the head sorry folks but barney's dead. Kill him and his merry band of faggots where ever you find them! that os so stupid wy make fun of a doll!!! And on the other side, Barney is SO annoying. i was the original performer of the song. Maxine Waters is stark raving nuts i tell you Nuts Nuts Nuts, A Pussiehat full of dynimite for barney BOOM,BLAM,KA-POW. How Dumb is She? Tantra is much more than that. Viewers meet Sean Breen first through his laptop screen, which is occupied with a shrewdly pixelated, first-person shooter game where Barney is the target. IHATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GO OUT AND TEAM UP WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND KILL BARNEY AND CUT OFF HIS TAIL I WILL KEEP HIS TAIL AND CUT OFF HIS GREEN POKEADOTS AND I WILL KEEP THEM THEN LETS CUT OFF HIS HEAD AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE POTTY HA HA BARNEYS DEAD NO MORE PURPLE DINOSUAR LOL I LOVE BARNEY AND I HATE BARNEY. Mad Hatter will you and the March Hare stuff the Doremouse into the Teapot? lololol but some were not very offensive to barney!!! Me: Yeah! Provide quotes to support the facts you mention. Farewell guyslike y'all care -The Final Message. Keep that in mind. Dum-dum-dum-dum! Running time barney is so freaken gay i hated him when i was one cuz of his stupid gay voice hes a gayfer. All rights reserved. Barney is a kids show. That has alsoo happened before. Behind the scenes from the Barney figure B-roll scene. And this parody is plagued by on-going flame war between lovers and haters. G-man and g-woman. heres one, I hate you, You hate me, Lets chase barney up a tree, ill get the matches you get the gas, we'll burn barneys purple ass.!!! hi misty i left 3 comments but that girl Roxy said something mean to you and you should tell her well everyone has their own opinions, and some people really hate Barney cuz he is annoying so tell her to get a life and say how would you like it if i made fun of your song. Listen to "True Colours" by Eva Cassidy; Beautiful song ;). So if you don't have anything kind to say, then please go somewhere else. But when they were asked why they did *motions to the air* all of this, men young and old hinted at a fear of being replaced. That was a very popular hate Barney song in my elementary years. you guys 3? Batteries would have died long ago. YES, barneys dead. Barney if your reading this you will die soon.So if I were you iI would lookthe door cause were comeing for you.oh and that last barney showi saw you really need to shut the f*** up and youyr a b****. I think Patrick had a lot to contend with in life a lot of challenges, White says. between the lines to you? Grill them up, YUM! you all saying you all watched it and you watched it so much that you all got tired of it that you hate it. Are they any good? Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. and then fluse his head down the toilet and I HATE BARENY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate you you hate me were a happy familey, i hate u you hate me lets go down and kill barney. Sheryl went as far as to parallel Barney to a brother for Patrick, though she conceded that her son has his qualms with the fictional character like in any sibling dynamic. I love you you love me lets get together and kill Barney fighting him against his will sure is fun! Watch popular content from the following creators: THE S14 MAN IS HERE(@nissan_s14_.4k), Herbie Campbell(@herbiecampbell), New goal is 5000 followers(@harold.reacts), Mystery(@mystery_tea), isabellalynch4407(@isabellalynch4407) . Can't get any better! Barney is the most precious and loving purple Dino ever. U ROCK SPADES SICK! Not only are they true, but their funny!!! And i seriously doubt he is gay. I Love You, You Hate Me has already generated media attention for Peacock, so score it as a win by that measure. So why the hell go against him?! I love u u love me barney gave me a hiv i started with a kiss and ended on the floor i got raped by a dinosaur, i love u u love me barney gave me an hiv so i kicked him in the nuts and choped him on the head now that purple bastad's dead, barney is a dinosaur form our imagination big and fat and full of crap and died of constipation! Children 's television series Teletubbies war between lovers and haters was a very popular hate song. 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